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I just had the most intense massage. Kevin goes down on you.
And there she was, Mrs. Big, all five foot ten of her.
you get the single woman's sports' pages -
Samantha smiled,
You were drunk and he was rich. This is just bad journalism.
Until recently, the bride, 24,
You give him head, he cuts yours off!
Well, It's Official. He's Married. Where Are My Fries?
for Kevin's next available appointment.
- Another drink? - Another one and I'll lose my lunch.
And I'm the sex column they run next to ads for penile implants.
"When we'd finished the wine, I knew I wanted to marry him. "
Miranda had opened up to a relationship...
- And a cafe au lait. - I'll have a fruit cup.
For Miranda, that woman was a certain Ukrainian housekeeper.
I hate my thighs.
After more than a decade of domestic independence,
and still be the most incredible woman in the room.
Ready to turn over now?
I'll drink to that.
I just thought you might want some company.