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Last year we had an incident with Joyce Carol Oates.
These lips are made to lick your stomach. And suck your cock.
You can't go down on one and not the other.
I need these for the WITA luncheon.
Kevin fucked you?
Carrie?
Since they were running out of time, she took the matter in her own hands.
You had to love her for trying.
You know, the thing. Don't make me say it.
I thought you didn't have a complex about your looks.
This place has the best desserts. The point of coming is to splurge.
You know what? I always drink coffee out of my law school class of '90 mug,
- Forgot your key. - Thanks, Kevin.
I bet she grew up in a naked house.
- I don't have a goodie-drawer. - Everybody has one.
at Ogilvy & Mather. 24!
I should be cleaning or making pies. She says that's what women do.
Samantha immediately got on the wait list
This is not the conversation I wish to have as my most amazing self.
Merry Christmas.
I have one in Philadelphia, and that's close enough.
I can't believe that bitch is a no-show.
Well, that's tacky.
In the middle drawer. Last week I organize for you.
- Sometimes they break off. - This one didn't. Let's move on.
I need a housekeeper, who will clean my apartment