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Ow! Ow! Ow!
- What-what-what are you doing? - Oh, you don't know that either?
Oh, honey! Oh, hello.
I gotta get a Greenstein or a Rosenblat of my very own.
It's not that I have ideological differences, I'm just not a hat person.
- Stewie! - My glasses! I can't see a thing!
But where are those good old-fashioned values
God, what was I thinking when I agreed to this?
Volcano insurance? That's ridiculous.
Then his wife wouldn't be sorry she didn't marry the chimp next door.
Well, I was gonna try to sell you some Handsome Cream,
exacerbated, instigated...
He made some smart investments that really paid off.
I don't care how well that chimp across the street is doing.
Look how low I've sunk. Taking credit for something a smart Jewish person did.
Jew
7 x 191 = 1337
Oh, I ran into Frank. It's funny -
- Could you sign this book, please? - Tony Robbins hungry!
"MILK, MILK, LEMONADE AROUND THE CORNER, FUDGE IS MADE"
And do my taxes?
- How much is this volcano insurance? - I-I don't know. Let's say $200.
Except "Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. "
Yeah, I did it. I bought volcano insurance.
So?
Though by many they're abhorred
Hey-hey, guys and dolls. Drinks are on doh-ray-mi.