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There has to be something Kevin had in his "ave" that we don't have.
instead of with his family.
and saved most of a family.
PATRICIA: You turn me off every day when you take off your shirt.
and thin and not muscly or anything.
this is your chance. ‐ You're right, Ms. Perez.
Check out the Boondock Saints pinball machine.
I also know nothing about lacrosse.
Pretty great, right? Just like Kevin's.
Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh Magnum pi is back
Oh, the football guys will finally stop mocking us.
Now everybody just sit back, grab a cold one,
‐ I don't know, you're green and your mouth
I didn't help with that epiphany.
♪ Louder, louder than a lion ♪
It was on the news. Like, you‐you didn't see any of that?
‐ Yay!
I already said I wasn't touching gender stuff.
CUCK: Does anyone want to go to the Gap and make some returns?
‐ Kevin is so confident and happy. He must get so much work done.
Now I have to topple something?
‐ [sighs]
PATRICIA: Quick is the only way you know how to do anything.
The way he stands all crooked and how he's all weasley
‐ By yourself? ‐ Uh‐huh.
‐ [flatly] Oh, no, please, stop. Second door on the left.
They were out of "tig old bitties" signs
[groans] ‐ God, I hate this man cave.
Why are your shoulders slouched
I thought it meant I'd get the better McDonald's toys.
[squawk]
‐ Come on, gender politics is fun.
‐ I need another one. PATRICIA: There you go, sweetie.
‐ What does that even mean?
‐ [sobs]
‐ No matter what the problem is, she finds a way to blame the "manc ave."
♪
‐ You know what, it's okay if you made that up to fit.
‐ Oh!
searching for new homes on uninhabited worlds.
♪ sports arena music playing ♪
I'm outta here. G'day.
‐ Hi, guys. I, a girl, would like to be on your men's lacrosse team.
‐ Oh, oh, my. ‐ Ooh.
‐ I didn't even realize you were a girl.