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To be fair, we told them this was a parade,
Oh, that cutting board's gonna fall. Go catch it.
‐Weakest one goes with Dad? ‐Yeah. ‐Sure.
some really cool marching band is ready to perform.
If you really squint and then shut your eyes.
You know, the front's just glass.
What? No, I can be really careful!
We'll get you home soon so you can start doing your cooking.
but I was way too much of a cook and not enough of a dad.
Sergeant Bosco is here
♪ Like Oklahoma ♪
You can have two, in case you want lots of food. My name isn't Bobby BearHug. It's, uh... Tap Girl.
Oh. Okay.
Wait, you want to add another dish?
‐Or shoot it. ‐Interesting, interesting.
Okay, this is not going great.
Bob, I got to go. Get Louise, but go easy.
You'd be a mean old lady, too,
Just imagine the thousands of hours
Plus, your father and I will probably end up
Hopefully not.
It shoots fire when you press this button.
Okay, time to baste the breasts.
♪ And also a thing you have to pay ♪
And a deep knowledge of the American songbook.
What do you mean? I'm amped down.
Wait, aren't the kids with you?
sweet potato casserole duty to brussels sprouts.
Eats like a five‐year‐old.
Neither do I. Anyway, thank you.
Oh, and now I'm being told
making turkey waddles that don't look like testicles.
Oh, uh, it's just that we only get one shot at this, Louise,
We're aiming for the moon is what we're doing.
So much of what, exactly?
Let me do it, please.
No eating, more peeling.
but gosh darn it, it's too late to stop now,
Thanksgiving Day Parade.
(in high‐pitched voice): Yeah, because you cooked me perfectly
(laughing): No, thank you very much.