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I must have put up a thousand fliers.
For someone that says that they don't want to talk about the movie,
So I have no idea
I try to solve problems with flowers.
Shhhhhhh. -Honey?
I brought you some Scotch.
Honey.
I guess all this was... too little, too late.
Did you hear they're thinking
for his dinosaur bone collection.
generous people I've ever known were churchgoers.
No, no, don't feel guilty.
that you think might not be met with approval
If the mood strikes you,
I don't listen.
when I had to watch your favorite show.
I think the nozzle was broken.
Uh, there's a new "Mystery Kidz" on.
and someone's gonna call.
-Oh. -Thank you, baby.
Hey, you don't know what Dex is going through.
...I want to apologize
Oh, oh, oh -- No!
Well, hoity-toity. I'm the emperor's closet maker.
It's a strength,
Not with you. You ask too many questions.
That staycation beard's really taking shape, dad.
Yeah, of course. We're sorry.
Hola, amigo from yesterday.
What?
I think it's better than putting this yellow mush in my mouth.
Dana, Reece, this is my husband, Jay.
Good! Good!
Mitchell, I'm sorry you got chased into a lake,
Yes.
♪ Man shouldn't lie ♪
Rex.
It would be if it didn't smell like
Okay. Phil: Honey,
And worst of all, I let myself go.
You're not getting a bird.
Hmm. Stop.
That was Alan Cumming.
-Break a leg! -Thank you!
If it's about my hips, blame my mother.
you walk the 15 feet to your neighbor's house
Every day this week. Same underwear?
♪ Man shouldn't lie with another man ♪
So I guess we're both entitled to our opinion.
Because I didn't listen with these two ears...
[ Beep ] [ Inhales sharply ]
Amen. Amen.
For who?
[ Doorbell rings ] He didn't say anything. I said it.
Let's do this.