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then... whose watch is this?
Oh, you know why?
LSATs? So you're lawyers?
No.
Or, as I like to call them, condo-money-ums.
I got us into this situation,
I lost Eddie's watch.
"Tell your friends."
Eddie, don't make everything about pizza.
Client's memory unreliable.
Any progress? We're running out of time.
You know what? Forget this.
If we wanted, we could probably make it
that the check you just deposited bounced.
and before you know it,
So you're a watch guy, like your old man.
These people are not my mother-in-law.
Oh, okay. That's fair.
Possible irony.
"We" rent it out?
black mold, termites.
You left it in the pantry.
Then your gut's as bad as mine after that trial IBS drug.
Candlelight is so romantic.
Your story checks out. You're no longer a suspect.
Oh!
you'll wear it for one day, then toss it aside.
No.