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You did?
Or 2 and 5. However you want to do it.
Honestly, we were surprised you rented the house to us,
Knock, knock!
You get a Chipwich, and you get a Chipwich!
Wait... If Grandma has your watch
Get real jobs.
Exactly.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's for sure it.
and now I don't know how to get out.
Did she take her lapel Mic and go home?
Did she give up?
You milk that cow every month...
We got them microchipped...
on pizza and video games and tiny cars,
_
Twist.
Yes. Yes, it is.
And whatever you do, don't tell Eddie.
8 22
I wonder if I even want him around.
Tough time to sell.
You're very close to me right now.
The bank called yesterday,
No weekend jazz bands?
Sorry.
What does Florida have more of than any other state?
That's the gentle tweeting of a punctual robot bird.
Oh. Oh, no. I'm not gonna live here.
Yes, this is she.
Guess who spent her share on a fancy hat-of-the-month club.
because I'm a visionary.
You know, that's why we're great partners...
and it cut our breakfast budget to zero.
Big windows, lots of light, finished basement.
Thanks, but we don't do it for the money.
Here. Take your checks.
Oprah.
Thank you, Honey.