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It's green, so it probably makes something go.
Oh, I don't know about that, Jamie. Pigs eat slop, Lois only cooks it.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, now that we've had our fun,
Says so right here on my driver's license.
* Yeah *
D-Do you maybe have room for one more?
Hey, bro!
Yeah, but I'm talking about the kind of friend
Oh, my God! Somebody stabbed the groom!
Yesterday, Karen laughed so hard she popped a button on her jeans.
* He's... a... Fam... ily... Guy! *
Well, I'm not thrilled, but I understand what it's like to be friends with women.
But listen, I-I want you guys to roast me.
about how I'm too handsome to work at a brewery,
or like a short section of one musical recording
You know, Peter's challenging the stereotype
* You make the night *
Okay, I want the deets, like, yesterday.
If I have cancer, we're all going to Brazil.
Peter, we're eating. Just tell us what color it was and be done with it.
This just in... is what Peter had to say to his wife on their wedding night,
Man, I want to beat you with so many things around here.
* With love we'll find a way *
Okay, yeah, I got something to say.
No!
Maybe I got to find friends who can't make fun of my appearance
What?! Don't you think that's a little dangerous?
We were never not friends, you idiot.
like some kind of Midwestern teenager.
I sound just like Steven Tyler
How you holding up, buddy?
I thought we were gonna go after Becca.
Andrea, y-you set a place for Jiminy again.