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Peter, Lois is your wife. You should be defending her,
You said we were having Italian?
and when Family Guy gave me the opportunity to shoot it,
Peter's so ugly, he couldn't get raped in our holding cell down at the station.
I think she meant me.
I've been thinking.
Lois, you were right. Those women were talking about me.
Oh, that's easy. Her daughter Emily is a competitive diver.
Oh, yeah, it cracks up the ladies.
On account of my buddies all being nasty sons of bitches,
I have a beautiful voice
Lois tried to give CPR to a kid at a wedding once, and when she knelt down,
Did you gals hear about Allie Gallagher?
Wait, i-is that the same Number Six that had sex with Dr. Baltar?
Well, what about funny news? Did they invent that?
Ladies and gentlemen and people who have wandered in
Cock-a-doodle-doo!
and let you guys talk about whatever you're gonna talk about.
If it doesn't go perfectly, she'll be crushed.
and maybe a gross microwaved sandwich.
Oh, dear. What did they say?
What should we do? Oh, I got a few ideas.
You asked them to make fun of you.
Maybe I'm just not meant to find a new group of friends.
Oh, we're gonna ruin so many people's evenings!
Hey... Robert.
Geez, I'm going, like, 95.
Damn it, Lois, you stepped on my punch line!
You got it, mister.
* Just give it time *
He doesn't look that much like me.
Look, the thing is, me and my new girlfriends,
* But where are those good old-fashioned values *
* Laugh and cry *
* Out on the streets *
Hey, Lois?
Peter, I'm your conscience, Jiminy Cricket.
We could turn to channel 875 and watch Conan.