LASIK Instinct - Family Guy [S20E01]

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LASIK Instinct - Family Guy [S20E01]
TV-14 AnimationComedy

Lois decides to get LASIK surgery, but exploits her failing vision for personal gain; Peter, Chris, Stewie, and Brian must partake in activities with Doug that his father neglects.

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26 Sep 2021
LASIK Instinct
Steve Robertson
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Released 2021-09-26, Rated TV-14
Score 18.962
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Released 2021-09-26, Rated TV-14
Score 14.502
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Released 2021-09-26, Rated TV-14
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