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You sure? You're very forgetful when you're pregnant.
- Now I'm starting to think that wasn't Amelia Earhart's compass. - Well-
"Son, this here is"- Um-
but I was actually a bit of a nerd back in the day...
You've never tried Grandma's delicious blood sausage that's right there in the freezer?
Oh.
You are the one that's uncomfortable here.
- Pet Stella's belly. - What?
So maybe you could ask her to stop paging me?
- It's so far down here. - Schwing!
Because, Dad, if this was Claire's wedding, you would be all over it.
Your cousin Pete. All of his kids.
- There. - The juice got on the bread and-
- A train robbery? That's- Wow. Cam, wow! - Yeah.
Like you never said that?
Oh, New Yorker, you've done it again.
A little compassion when you thought I was pregnant would have been nice!
Don't take it personally He's just like that. He'l- He'll come around
Okay, Mr. Father of the Year...
Door lock!
Here, you can sell my diamond ring.
This here is a belt buckle...
three.
- You laugh at me all the time. - I do.
and I was thinking how lucky I am.
You mean the guys who sit around the locker room watching football naked?
I heard about your and Claire's whole pregnancy situation...
I'm surprised that they're coming...
It was right there.