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Stupid Duran Duran concert
- You would? - Oh, yeah!
I didn't think that far ahead. I never do. You know that. You should've stopped me!
It's worth five grand.
- I hope our baby has your sense of humor. - Our what?
- Um, anyway- - I didn't want to say anything in front of your fiancé...
And if not-
If anything, I could've done better.
Move!
- - it's like she's that black guy from Police Academy
This is not going to play well in my memoir.
You know what, Dad? You do. You get to be you.
Jay, check out this cartoon.
Invite your family, your friend Pepper.
- Got it. - Told you we'd get it.
Uh- No, no. I-I didn't send that.
See? I told you they were gonna be fine.
Speak of the devil.
No, sweetheart. I was not talking about you.
- Why'd you leave me that message? - Didn't leave you a message.
- Ooh. - The only problem is...
I guess it's weird that, uh, I'm still storing stuff here.
Wow, Mom!
Classy start to a classy life.
Speak of the devil.
Wow.
Really? it hasn't been all gobbled up yet?
Grab your rollerblades and meet us at the bike path, playa!
No, thank you, my dear. The Dunphy glands produce all the drugs I need.
No, no, no, no, no. We want to do this on our own.
and nailed her in the cheap seats.
A message from my wife, not the black guy from Police Academy
Jay says I can't leave until I taste it.
Give me this.
No! See? We're scaling back already.