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I should've seen it all coming.
- (brays) - (Smithers screams)
Uh... let me ask my wife.
None of your business!
♪ After the dancers' leaving ♪
Just looking.
Okay.
Are you sure you're not spending too much money?
That was a long time ago.
I've never had one of those newfangled swipe-a-ma-jigs.
Do I hear $50,000?
Be gone, urchin. We have work to do.
This is awful!
(women vocalizing)
That's Blake Black.
Thanks for your help.
You're the dude who wrote The Rungs of Ruthlessness.
Uh, or with me. (chuckles)
♪ Took my handyman off a job ♪
(growls)
And a little bit to Baz Luhrmann.
Mmm. (kisses)
And all they can do is stare blankly.
Hand-sawn and tong-carried.
Jay, I don't understand. I thought we were friends.
Jay G and D-O-double-G.
♪ You're broke now ♪
Tell me, Jay.
Maybe.
(indistinct chatter)
I know it's crazy, but he needed me.
Yeah, I used to be Jazzy James.
Now that's what I call
♪ Time for the truth to be paid off ♪
♪ Like Gollum did precious ♪
I hope this bite never heals.
Well, now you have to decide, once and for all,
for money!
And you're gonna write it.
Nothing in a blanket?
Mr. Burns, what are you doing in this death hole?
I mean, he's messed up.
but I wasn't having that.
I mean, what are you saying?
I'm hungry!
I just wanted to be ruthless,
(laughs) Goulash!
Well, before long, another aimless soul
and a store to support.
Mr. Burns, your bill came from the Obsidian Card.
you just wind up with a store.
MOE: Don't take it.
and still retain the ability to function.
Now he's really sobbing heavy.
A man who discovered Rick Ross
Aah!
Well, you spend enough time in the Hamptons
(sniffing)
You've flown south for the winter with my heart.
You seem glum, sir.
between the last tycoon of the Jazz Age
and the thing I love about you most
Mm-hmm, that one.
just to bring you some ice.
(honks)
Well, I don't.
Oh, no. None of those pricey store-bought cubes.
Ha, no way.
and coated with powdered diamond.
No spending limit, no store has ever heard of it.
You've got to splash the cash,
Monogram Monty is back!
(hoofbeats)
I could barely shut up and go along with it.
and it said...
♪ And you spent your mind out ♪
to Trustafarians for Horse Justice.
Jay G seduced me with cobbler.