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There's an old Chinese proverb...
MY BUSSY AFTER GETTING FUCKED FOR THREE STRAIGHT HOURS
I am programmed with a fail-safe measure.
Thanks, bud.
We're not even near the...
and I can finally be honest
Janet is fine.
and then you both lean to one side and then the other,
Sometimes we do thing just to be polite,
But I disagreed, and then yesterday
Oh...
Okay, you have two options.
bittersweet, upbeat, fun, and effortless.
Um, being a bystander seems worse, somehow.
Oh, boy.
It's a perfect solution.
Who was sent here to help us,
Then I saw you, so I followed you here.
I am simply an anthropomorphized vessel of knowledge built to make your life easier.
It's just I'm sad that I have to leave
Attention...
Woo!
with a flaming ladle and poured over hot diamonds.
It's actually perfect that you are here. I got something for you.
When a soldier comes home from war and sees his dog for the first time.
Um, I know what you need.
Dude, why?
Saw them in the store, and I was just like, "Whoa!"
Michael's going to talk now.
A-B...
Attention, I have been murdered!
by the giant Janet alarm in the sky?