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Must be something about your voice. I get that a lot.
Where, exactly, is that?
or filing a restraining order against a crazy aunt.
I have to get up on stage, and all these rich women...
"I'm Sure Bill Is Just Gonna Lavish It On Them All The Time."
My God. What kind of sick charity charges $500 for orphans to eat lunch?
I would like you to say hello to our new son.
- How does he do that? - I think it's some sort of lotion.
Say hello to Jimmy James, of Jimmy James Incorporated.
I'll be pretty close to... 50.
You have a very charming son, Madam.
Couldn't you just get a puppy?
"Oh! Baby hurt himself! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" You like that?
Four years? I could be married and have a baby of my own by then.
Here's 15 grand. Bid all of it that you need to.
You get around a bunch of kids and all of a sudden you're acting like...
I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about Matthew monopolizing the monkey bars.
I forgot.
No, I'm asking an employee.
Yes. You see, children need constant supervision and attention.
He's practically unemployed. He told me so.
Fine specimens, aren't they?
and non-integrated algebraic functions?
Oh, so you want me to be there to slip that first dollar into your Speedo, Mr. James.
it seems like you're, uh, babysitting Bill's kid...
September 7, 2003. Hmm.
Oh, don't cry, Cynthia. [ Crying Stops ]
Matthew, you're up too high. Be careful.
unless I tune to your radio station.