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You can't just set them down somewhere and expect them to entertain themselves.
[ Bill ] If everyone's finished, I have an announcement...
[ Woman Laughing ]
Yes, of course we had love-- at very judiciously determined intervals.
We shall be back shortly. Watch the money, won't you?
I'm a limo driver. Sedan or stretch?
But you know, then I wasn't happy with that either,
Yes, I suppose you could. So what are you doing tonight?
You know, Bill probably came here this morning and bribed them all with lollipops.
I seem to recall you wanting to have a baby not so long ago.
Did you have trouble conceiving also?
I've answered hundreds of delicious personal ads.
Oh, uh, would the, uh,
bid money to go out on a date with me.
That's horrible.
to my homosexual bachelor friend, Joseph.
and see the art collection on the second floor?
is those carved, wooden topless chicks up in the front.
She's a little tired.
[ Sighs ] The only cool thing about yachts...
I don't know. They're out of stock or something. Let's go.
If this were Logan's Run, I'd be Soylent Green by now.
The show was called Mister Ed, for the last time. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
[ Charlie ] Love her baby.
good listening skills, a winning smile...
I need to give love. I need a baby. End of story.
Fifteen thousand dollars.
Generally, my ladies in waiting and I get the Presidential Suite at Disneyland.
Beth. Beth. What the hell is he doing here?
two weeks later she breaks up with me.
Yeah, well, it was first come, first served. Sorry.
Oh, well, I'd be honored.
Mr. McNeal, we have an extremely long list of people ahead of you,