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Just think-- In a few short hours,
Our first bachelor has attributes that include...
I'm not selfish and self-centered, am I?
Well, it's not as easy to find that special someone as you might think.
I'm sure Bill is just gonna lavish it on them all the time.
that you're asking an ex-boyfriend.
All right. Keep on going. Keep on going.
I mean, it's indescribable.
It doesn't work like that. I'm worried that I won't get enough money bid on me.
Had one. Asphyxiated while trying to run away.
Stretch. Cool. Let's go.
Will you be attending the royal cotillion this season?
[ Chuckles ] Am I right, or am I right?
I have no idea who you're talking to.
No. My husband's name's also Bill.
Dave, parenting is something you can learn as you experience it--
Yes, I am. I'm going to have a baby.
Oh, God, I can't believe I have to do this.
Tell me about it. And as if that wasn't bad enough,
Yeah. That's just what they want you to think.
- I'm sure you are. - I can't tell you how happy I am.
Jimmy is a lifelong bachelor.
My name is Lisa.
The scarlet "A" that stands for "single dad."
I suggest you act now, 'cause they are going fast.
No.
Wow! You're hardly even showing.
You are so precious.
Anyone?
Okay.
Maybe you'd feel better if you crawled inside your skinner box for a nap.