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Congratulations, ma'am. First female president.
It's good we won Dixville Notch.
Ma'am? You're now only a point away from Chung.
Sir, what are you doing in here?
- Who is saying this? - The Post.
Can... can we say that it was just an error?
- I think they were deprived of fresh air at birth.
that you would be interested in
You go to New Hampshire and you attach some electrodes
well, it's just gonna be so much fun.
We need, like, a hospital or a school or a factory.
Thank you, sir. I'm in your debt forever.
Congratulations, Madam President.
Shit! I gotta go.
- Who was that? - Oh, uh, do you know Rachel Marsh?
'Cause she is. Let's vote her out
- Can't be made of cashmere... - My apologies, ma'am.
Oh, because you're holding a fire hose.
so that really wouldn't work, would it?
- and their chicken-frying wives? - Shh.
In just 15 minutes' time
God, can't we just take 'em out?
Three-pack-of-Kleenex Rachel?
after I'm done with this swearing-in business.
I am so pleased that we can count on your support.
Selina Meyer prepares to step
- Would that be a problem? - Yeah, it would.
I'm trying to remember what it is.
- What about Durham? - The numbers are the same
Okay, whatever the fuck. What man is named Leslie, for fuck's sakes?
- We're gonna have to go to New Hampshire now. - Excellent idea.
- What should we do? - We can hit the phones real hard.
- The oath I have taken today is a solemn one. - Excuse me, excuse me.
into the most powerful shoes in the world...
Look, Dan, I know you probably wanna gloat,
Beautiful shoe for a beautiful...
- How does this work for us? - He might endorse Selina,
What does that mean? Is that a yes?
Thank you very much, Mr. Chief Justice.
Delete that.
No, while you were sleeping, Mike.
the blue hair ballots, right?