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Judge Clarence Melvoy presiding.
My hands tell a story
A member that none of us have met.
I-I'm not disgusted by the Jewish part.
and so I misremembered the incident.
That mute bitch lied to me for sex.
Thank you, Your Honor.
Mm-hmm.
Mmm... Mr. McPoyle, please remove your hat.
Uh, fortunately, I am familiar with a little bit of pigeon.
Mother's milk
67th District Court is now in session.
Good to see you again.
ruined my first, now my second one is teetering.
Your great-grandmother's last name was Abramowitz.
Oh. I'm not Ryan.
No. Or that the coat
if Ryan stabbed his brother in the eye?
And you were upset at the wedding.
that the coat was purchased
I want to do the bird thing. Can we just do it...?
I can’t converse... with a bird
Do you mind showing that to the court?
Yeah.
we will never know, ladies and gentlemen.
And, uh, uh,
Order. Your Honor, you've got a man speaking to a bird.
You people have wasted my time,
So what? So what? He'll be a laughingstock.
I got the bombshell.
Damn, damn, damn!
Ask... if... What?
We have Morgan State Delivery
Stop touching me.
Then please ask it if it attacked Liam!
Bye, bye, birdie.
Perhaps, or perhaps not.
$200.
So just to be clear, you've proven my case.
No, it's gonna go fine. No, it isn't.
One of his prostitutes, right.
I Can't Converse With... With A Bird.
bird theory, it's gonna blow the court away. I-I...
But it's quite all right.
Jack Kelly, lawyer.
...very creepy.
a Pocono swallow, to be more accurate.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God, nobody look!
in his one good eye.
to protect Royal from the chair.
No more questions for the witness.
question, Dee. I'm just saying if you don't want sass,
I can't follow any of this.
spiked the punch with bath salts. That's correct.
was not made of mink at all
Bill? Okay, you know what, fine, he spiked it.
I mean, I know more than you. All right, look...