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I believe you're correct, yes.
clearly, this witness is mentally unwell
Okay. We have McPoyle v. Ponderosa.
Ah, why can't people just stay out of this?
I'm gonna say I found some bullshit online
to the bird and say, "Did you attack Liam McPoyle?!"
a-and a big fan of black judges,
has a history of violence.
Uh, cat. Excuse me?
Mr. Meir, I would like you to please talk
The point is...
to it in '76, and we all know
He's a professor of ornithology at the University of Penn.
I mean, you guys seen Maureen? The woman has gone
My hands tell a story. Of greatness.
I'm gonna do it. Hey, fat ass, this asshole's short 30 bucks.
Uh, one:
You can... you can get off my back. Well, don't sass me,
This is your big day, dude. McPoyle suing Ponderosa?
My hands tell a story Of greatness
I got the bombshell
that unlike your typical North American barn swallow,
But you didn't actually see him do it, did you?
Which means there's no way
It's like three hands... like eight hands out there. Yeah.
Hey, you know, I feel like I'm not being utilized properly.
Your Honor,
Okay, Mr. McDonald,
Where is Liam? Well, he actually got pinkeye
I will not allow that. Okay, well, so can we just... we'll pop it on the docket?
Wh-Why are you on the stand?
Your Honor, nothing represents the tragic aftermath
Guys, guys, we're doing the bird theory, all right? All right.
Yeah, Bill, you got to relax, okay? Uncle Jack
The cow that provided the milk for the wedding.
Didn't the bailiff ask everyone to remove their hats?
you're a bit of an expert on birds, yes?
birds don't drink milk.
I can't wait to crush you people.
He spiked it, and then he tried to bribe me.
I don't... I don't think we should pursue