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-Hello? -Hello?
So everything is cleaned up, and good to go.
I went to uc berkeley where everyone is like,
Attention all crew, attention all crew.
This is bridge deck, so--
But it was a decision I had to make.
Eddie is?
captain lee's here.
We might need to get back up here, though.
Greetings.
This sh--'s already here, that's awesome.
Okay. Let me know when you're available.
Because you're not a guest!
I need to do other stuff.
-I'm ready. -Yes.
-I know. -Yeah, man.
Pretty good. Almost done up here.
so I'm just going to help out a little bit.
[laughing]
and then I was too cheap to pay for a holiday,
What's his name? Shane?
Your eyelashes are still on,
[groaning]
Lunch can be ready really soon.
People would probably describe me as
Captain lee?
Problem solving.
Are you able to come to the stew pantry?
This is really nice.
I thought I was coming up to meet the captain.
-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.
Oh, I actually got a girlfriend.
Yes.
Copy that, I'm on my way.
Yeah.
My standards are just through the roof.
and beaten with a ball bat, but suck it up, cream puff.
Laundry is a pet peeve of mine.
the walking definition of too much information.
There is a proper way to iron, and this isn't it.
-Yeah. -Try and resolve it.
You're just going to go in like this, do with this.
Coming up...
Stairwells are vacuumed.
that I have somebody that I know I can trust,
I so need therapy.
I need stewardesses that know what they're doing.
and as long as I feel like
[screaming]
It's like putting on your favorite pair of blue jeans.
I've been on my own since I was 16.
-Nice job. -No problem.
I approve, good job.
Francesca, she really seems quite competent.
-how local, did you catch it? -Yeah.
-Yeah. -Just grab this little one.
I'm just stepping in because like,
Oi, calm down, calm down, bro, calm down.
No!
And that's what I'm doing with you, right now.
Oh, wow, I do love these plates.
Let's just make this look nice.
Hi, honey, oh, I'm just helping out.
How you feeling today?
Oh, is it more wine?
We've got everybody in position?
Welcome aboard, welcome to antigua.
I know how busy you guys are.
I know.
Like my melons?
What's going, man?
How are those coming?
26.
Oh man, I'm so sorry.
These guest are a absolute sh---show.
-Hi. -I'm izzy.
Thank god.
-Understandable. -Okay.
So I just want to be really careful.
shane? Where's shane?
This is ----ing bullsh--.
[screaming]
-Yeah. -That's pretty cool, actually.
I've learned my lesson hooking up with crew, though.
Thanks.
Yes.
It's 3:00, yeah. Okay, cool.