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[groans]
to do the things that you want to do.
The interview went really, really well,
because I talked to them how I was unhappy working with all the crappy bands,
[sighs]
Yeah, I-I can come back on some weekends.
It's like a little bit of this and then a little bit of this
because they love each other very much
I'm sorry, I didn't know that I was staying in your place.
If I did that, I would question my time management skills.
[panting]
Um, what if, when I came, I was like-- I was like,
Oh, well, thanks.
Can't you quit and just start working at Boning Industries?
[upbeat music]
and eventually, they went home together,
Ready?
Wait, so you think that I'm mismanaging my time?
But then they ran into each other at a concert,
I'll just chop their head off when they're asleep."
How are you?
Thank you so much.
You do commercials.
to shoot a fucking Fruit by the Foot commercial.
Hey, quick question.
Oh, my God.
they're gonna murder the other person.
All right.
All right, the guy said this was
-Yeah, this is better. -Yeah.
I did it!
[grunting]
I've been doing this for too long.
Yeah. Take a bite.
Um, quick answer.
Stop it, Ramesh.
[Dev] Hey, boo, come here!
-What? -Yeah, you're always like...
If you're a white person and you're dating somebody,
You know?
That's Lupe, the housekeeper.
to position me with artists I'm really into.
Great. I give the best massages.
Sorry, I just wanted to make sure I was doing a good job.
if you're gonna live here, you know, and be clean.
or something.
Mm...
I support it.
Just tea?