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No, we don't have any Indian sweets.
It's just, I feel like you always say,
you never talk about me,
It's distracting.
Oh, sorry, sir. You're here.
Cheese?
Any Indian sweets?
That doesn't sound very convincing.
Well, good thing I'm already packed.
All right, I'm sorry.
Fine, I'll throw it in the fucking trash.
because if I just made a mess every day,
That's the last box.
Okay, okay, there.
Yeah.
Okay, well, sometimes my contacts get dried, okay?
-Oh, yeah. -No, stop.
[romantic music]
-Intrigued? -Why, yes.
-Hey. -Come here. Look at this.
[romantic big band music]
You know, because most of the buildings in New York are nice and cheap,
Well, neither of us finish? That just seems sad.
Po-da! We've been living here for 40 years.
That's in the kitchen. Things spill every now and then.
and I have been known to make silly faces
No, I'm not sure I want to move all the way to Chicago!
How artistically fulfilling is that?
It was the greatest trip ever.
-Great. You know what? -Come on.
Fresh grapefruit juice.
an intimate little chat with Charlemagne.
so she can fast-forward through them to watch your commercials.