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Well, guess I'm broke again.
What if Mr. Peanutbutter does something problematic
Well, I'll tell her, but...
When I was a kid, I used to watch you on TV.
-Yeah. -Now that's how you cut to commercial.
but what if what I was really supposed to be was a manager?
I thought if you knew I made a big mess that you wouldn't love me anymore.
You saw a play once eight years ago.
And here's your check. That's all this needed to be.
Attention, customers! Please leave and never come back.
I'm gonna slow things down.
and you get a job writing for a blog.
Oh, uh...
"Friends in the Mob"? That is an ugly stereotype.
-What's going on? -You didn't hear?
I was worried about you.
[music stops abruptly]
That was smart of you to think of Diane for GirlCrush.
-Oh, no! -[crowd screaming]
It's a feminism/lifestyle/celebrity blog/ newsletter/community hub,
No, Ralph. Don't you get it? This is a new beginning.
I think it can be a big umbrella, but, like, also not an umbrella.
Again, for those just joining us,
Listen, before everyone gets here tomorrow,
stirring olive oil into pasta!
We'll get you your pasta.
-Hello? -Oh! Mr. Peanutbutter, we need--
-Are you having fun? -Mm-hmm.