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-You tell me. Let's hear it. -That went well!
[Diane] Who's at the door? Is it pizza?
I know I'm smiling right now, but the light inside me is dying.
Better do what he says. He might have friends in the Mob.
And, now, to turn my phone off.
I don't know.
Can you believe this one had never been to Cairo?
"Sorry" is a crutch and "crutch" is an ableist term.
When you sang that one ballad and shot fireworks out of your boobs,
[screaming]
-You're giving me the cut to commercial. -And that's a problem for you?
-I don't know if you've seen it or-- -Ugh, I'm so busy with the tour.
-Thank you. -One thing though. Is anything off limits?
A movie, during the day? Dare I?
Twelve tons of pasta have leaked into the ocean,
but that person would also need access to a fleet of drivers
Well, I own and operate my own greeting card company,
Would you write about it then?
Uh On! Whoa!
♪ And the latest story that I know ♪
and contributes to a cheap and damaging culture of sexist commodification
Because his company is basically Hooters on wheels?
An agent helps a client find jobs,
-What? -They are really proud of you.
Why didn't you just tell me you made too much spaghetti?
[choking]
because, if you could've held out for just a couple more months,
-[ringtone playing] -I gotta take this. It's my new agent.
♪ And the latest story that I know ♪
And that was a great look, with the eyebrow.
That shit you said about Hank Hippopopalous last year
Then what are you talking about? Oh, my God, this is so classic Katrina!
and then, your mean publicist yells at me?
And I like this.