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I am on to you. I am not going to talk about him.
That was a gift from Criss' kickball team.
because I knew you wouldn't approve of him.
Tracy, do you know how many of your hard-working and dedicated
No, no, no, I'm quite over your subterfuge,
You know what, Lemon?
id dk
when you suggested that they sit around all day
jet blue passengers who fall asleep with the TV on,
Hey, whatever happened to TiVo?
Whatever. I'm tired of apologizing all the time
Ah.
How is what I said offensive, and that's not?
Oh, my God, there you are.
Hi, this is Tracy's cell phone.
The Kardashians are Armenian, they're into black guys,
turned Clay Aiken gay?
co-workers are gay?
There! My pink fluorescents.
or sometimes just "Kels"
Wow, I've never seen a sunglass hut credit card before.
a fella can come up with folksy similes.
Kenneth. I'm going to tell you what I told Phil Spector.
It's him.
AND THAT IS THE CORRECT USAGE
thanks to America's kids got singing.
The one you always kiss on the mouth.
How dare you! I am nonplussed, and that is the correct usage.
until Mr. Jordan issues an apology for his remarks.
how much you paid repairing
No thank you, please
Right, that's the only reason.
for just being myself.
Frat guys, DJs, loud-mouthed old bitches,
You shouldn't be buying me gifts.
about replacing the light bulbs in your room,
I'm on my way.
That's normal in Guatemala.
the fact that you kept him from me simply proves
It's Jenna! The woman you're in love with!
He's actually been living with me for the past month.