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Oh, he's got to pee.
BOTH (crying): * Night, night, little Marvin
Yay. I love Robin.
Patrice, the robin's in the nest.
Plus, I, I keep having this nightmare
with herself.
See?
But I'm not chasing after Barney anymore.
but refuses to climb my building
* And the robot says, "Good night" *
Well,
Barney's getting engaged.
(sighs)
Step seven: pretend to be dating Patrice.
Li-Lily, Lily, no, no, no, no, come on.
Ted, your building finally gets unveiled to the whole world.
Step four:
(phone chimes)
Do you really think
even someone as certifiably insane as you
Aw.... Aw...
I told you, I am done chasing Barney.
manipulated me for weeks.
tell only Ted about your plan
Just kidding.
This may sound kind of weird, but I have a proposition...
(gasps) You hear that, ladies?!
Step 15: Robin realizes
Okay, what's the real reason Barney's not coming?
Oh, stop it, tonight is gonna be amazing.
I'm happy for him.
So be selfish.