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But I was hoping maybe we could do some stuff together, like go to the beach and junk.
Saddam Hussein? They should call him "So-Damn-Insane!"
# Do it, do it do it, do it #
January 2007.
What's going on here?
You know, for a clown, you're not really a lot of fun.
- name please. - marine piper.
Maybe it was the fact the Arab women weren't bitin'.
Ooh, okay.
- say what ? - I miss you so much.
Now just when you thought the desert couldn't get any hotter...
Hmm. Well, you can't argue with results.
Small bills, unmarked and nonsequential.
Oh, man. I'm totally tapped. Would you consider taking my Rolex?
Oh, if you like that, you should try Mary Magdalene's Chocolate Orgasm.
Hmm? Ohh, ohh, ohh!
You're starting to grow on me.
- D'oh! - D'oh!
That's him! That's the one! Homer Simpson!
You can't kill Saddam! He's half my act!
Hey.
Sorry, Daddy. How should I punish myself?
- Hey, good luck with that. - I'm your daughter.
It was nice meeting you. Thanks for coming out.
Care to try a sample from my new cookbook-
What were we talking about? Ooh, a clown!
I sought shelter in a nearby tent.
Oh, no! Oh, no! You can't! My daughter will never forgive me!
All righty.
Oh, Krusty. I'm sure she just needs time to get used to you.