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It's never been about Tina.
You look gorgeous. Doesn't she look gorgeous?
My mom had me right where you're sitting.
OK, it's on. You pull this off and I'll convince my parents to let you sleep in here.
Stan, I'm sure this green hair thing is a phase. I bet by tomorrow she'll already be over it.
- I am. - Dad.
I think you're beautiful.
I've been studying. I even watched that Meg Ryan movie where she plays that burn victim.
Yeah, but I gotta be up early for church camp, so I thought we'd fool around beforehand.
To quote Camille Paglia, they are sexual conquerors,
I just have to remind her how great life is at home.
- You are. - Shut up.
Sure, girls. I'll judge your kissing contest.
groin kick
THE COPS ALWAYS GO TO THE BOYFRIEND WITH THE VAN! THAT'S PROFILING!!
Can we get out of here? I gotta get away from my parents.
What? Fellas, girls wanna get down just as bad as we do. Here, here, watch.
What is she squatting over? Hayley, that's not how you make coffee.
- I got a good one. - "Quivix"? That's not a word.
- Isn't she beautiful? - Is that a Chinese baby?