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Do you think there's gonna be vegan options at this cookout?
and making me feel bad for wanting a little girl.
You two gonna fool around?
Just when I thought my dick was out, they keep shoving it back in.
he would have done it after I shit the bus.
then she's good enough to be my spades partner.
please guide Andrew's foot and send his waste back down to hell.
Alison's here.
I'll kill you!
'Cause if you don't satisfy your woman, somebody else will.
it's all, "Is it a boy or a girl?"
♪ Every he and she and they ♪
[hoots]
You take that back. I will do a backflip right now.
Ah! Oh God. I really gotta poop.
♪ In a universe More vast than Mars and Venus ♪
Jesus. Oh, wait, wait, wait. Someone's stopping.
and you spend your whole life trying to claw your way out
[knocking on door]
[chuckles] It's working for me.
and I don't even wanna, like, kiss my girlfriend.
Guys, no offense.
with that gorgeous piece of ass.
Oh, it's my dad. He's, uh, selling tickets for lunch now.
Oh God. You're right.
-Tickets, please. Take out your tickets. -[Bernie] Who's that?
you can't seriously be considering taking a shit on a Greyhound bus, right?
Like, way hotter than you.
He craves your body, I think.
Because the whole thing today impressed you a lot,
So, uh, this your little girlfriend?
B-B-B-Boy Fight.
orbiting this big blue marble we call home.
because I tried to escape through the pipes with my friend, Luigi.
Andrew, punch him in the face like Cassius Cum.
All right, this is how change happens.
You see, humans and gender.
But why force all this gendered bullshit onto a baby?
You don't have to.
How do you do it, man? How do you get so horny?
And let Alison steal the love of his life?