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-Hold my hand while I weep. -What? No.
And, baby, this is how you do a backflip.
-Oh shit. -Stomp it down.
In hormone monster culture,
And rage. Rage. Fucking rage!
-Oh yeah. We're raising a strong woman. -Just like you, Jessi.
That's my kind of woman.
it would click.
Actually, I'm just really proud of her.
And this headband I got, you know, in case she's bald.
Sure. She's a top-shelf lady.
they put on their babies to say,
but I do like you like that.
Okay. Look. If one day she realizes that she's not a girl,
Sketchy, really. Shady. I don't think you should be hanging out with him.
-Hi. You must be the plumber. -[chuckles] That's right, little lady.
♪ We've embraced A gender menu à la carte ♪
-and then somebody's gonna get hurt. -Got it. No BFing.
[Ira] Of course, this name change
Kinda like you.
Yeah, but, Auntie Amber, I don't wanna have to break up with my girlfriend.
And that, Jessi, hmm,
It's wetter than Lady Bird Johnson's pussy out there.
A fabulous rich lady who's too good for the rest of her family?
Oh, treat me like a fucking moth. [grunts]
And now Bernie likes that beautiful boy. [sniffles]
♪ What is beautiful? ♪
Yes. And say it in front of Alison's perfect pooper.
Okay, Elijah, I think that's our cue.
-Ugh! -Ah. Ah.
I also think Alison sounds sketchy.
♪ So much more than pinks and blues ♪
-Mm. -Finally.
And I guarantee you,
I've been texting Bernie non-stop all morning.
I just don't wanna pork 'em.
That gorgeous specimen is probably wooing Bernie right now.
Well, I mean, honestly, Alison's the one who's weird.
Ooh, wowie-zowie. That was incredible.
Oh, Mommy.
I mean, I have butterflies,
-Whoa. That's a bit much. Yeah, 2 Fast 2 Furious, right?