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everyone told me that when I found the "right person,"
Just kiss her, man.
And then, once I kiss her like that, I'll get horny?
you humans have with gender roles.
-Oh, okay. -Good luck.
This is nice.
This place is amazing.
Whoa!
Okay. I'll try.
-[farts] -No! [grunts]
[chuckles] I sure do.
Bernie Sanders, here we come.
Yes. Yes.
-Sir, are you aware your taillight's out? -Fuck you, copper!
Do not say the word "backflip" around them because they'll start flipping
Okay, guys, I really like Missy.
Oh God, it's so supple.
Oh, we all know it was you, kid.
Butterflies? That sounds sweet.
No, actually, what sucks is you storming into this bubblegum nostalgia room
[farts] Ow.
What happened, guys?
Okay. I love… you. I gotta go.
Okay, I'll be watching.
-What? -Fuck.
-Hey, Missy. -Yeah?
You don't want to end up like your dad,
Absolutely cocoon me.
And I'm sorry that we painted your room bubblegum nostalgia
[Ira] Act three. Things are getting wet in the White House.
Sorry about that train oopsie, folks.
Exactly.
We gotta let the girl person decide. Pro-choice, Jessi.
-[moaning] -[sighs]
Oh, boo. Compromise is for the weak and the married.
-That's my Auntie Amber. -Oh.
[scoffs] Okay.
and make sure that she doesn't fall in love
[Ira] And some people say that on a clear night,
Not me. The hours flew by. This podcast is riveting.