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Hey, go sit on that rooftop, guy.
I'm not. I'm actually hot.
so, yeah.
but we can't always get what we want, right?
Greek?
I've got two days of family time.
Oh, let's take a peep at that purchase.
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- Heart Attack soda. - Holy crap! I love this stuff!
Tell him Tila Tequila's doing a free show in Central Park.
This better be an emergency.
Noooo!
Come here.
- You can have mine. - No need.
"I'm starving"? We had a thing going!
But I figured out a way to buy him something
Even you.
He's in charge.
Who's there? Dave, is that you?
All right, just slowly back up. There's a door behind us.
No lies on Christmas.
Hey, there's still people in there.
Yippie kayak, other buckets!
Shoot! The store is being robbed!
and I think I have hypothermia.
Please, I need help picking something out.
- Awesome? - Awesomely serious.
But what if his gift didn't look like a gift?
Tell me, Jake, who's the poor sack at the bottom of your list?
I'll be back on the 27th.
it was scrawled by a crazy person.
You think people will believe he threw himself in the garbage?
I'll call you... Klaus.
and no one will get hurt.
It's not chilly, it's as cold
You guys are doing the polar swim?
No. I called you once.
Damn it, you are loyal.
They're escaping with the merch.
What? They got Gina?
Diaz, are we still on for the Polar Bear Swim tonight?
I forgot yours.
Oh, does it? I didn't notice. I just like the way it smelled.
Then why'd they bring all that heavy-duty equipment?
- Yeah! - No, Gina, no!
Then, uh, he'll sit on any rooftop I tell him to.
and I think you should take it.
It's all three stanks, plus the body spray.
This guy hasn't stopped farting for the last hour.
Look, I didn't forget Amy's gift.
We have to tell Terry they're escaping through the sewers.
I won't even pay!