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Oh, my hair's in my goggles again.
No, no, no, Dr. Venture.
I made the purchase of this Homeboy figurine...
Your beloved Brock won't be saving you this time.
Your name is bitch! And I own you.
Why are you talking like Yoda?
Do you know that you were doing fifteen on a sixty-five-mile-per-hour highway?
When I finished sewing you up, I turned around, and it was just gone.
But You're Really Cold Diarrhea In a Dixie Cup!
That's funny to you, right?!
Get 'em hooked early, right?
Now, please stand to the side.
You're probably why I lost my hair, too, aren't you?
Birch beer.
I know, but...
No, I'm not talking about Mecha Mouth, Hank.
from Dr. Thaddeus S. Venture, I can assure you.
faggot.
I'm growing a ponytail.
You stole my life from me.
Forty-three years ago...
Like I didn't give her space!
Who else?
I never thought of that.
You jerry-rigged my body.
Do you want Dean? You can have Dean.
You're my bodyguard, right?
Here's the clicker, here's H.E.L.P.eR.'s remote.
Nice try, junior, but I know you're bluffing.
For the folly of youth has...
You've had your little adventure, go the hell home.
All right, I'm with you.
was Old Man Johnson all along.
Fine... hallucination... whatever.
Don't you recognize me, Rusty?
Fuck You. Give me a dollar.
I'll tell you what the problem is...