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You told me to tell my boss it was my way or the highway.
First of all, everyone in this room loves you.
and we'll have two beers while we wait.
I'm gonna have to block your number.
Why won't my hands move?
Well, let's see.
But the way you say it
Step on the coals, Chale.
And I didn't realize this, but I have a gift.
I'll get the ice pack.
Tim, stand on up.
Now I'm alone in my apartment with my cat.
I'm not addicted. I can stop any time I wanted to.
Can you talk?
No. But if it is, I'd listen in,
Okay, so, I sent you down there
and we both know it ain't from working in the craft store.
Yeah. I got the job.
Confucius messages on my phone,
Yeah.
Those are just obstacles.
It's me!
'cause I'm about to drop some knowledge.
Actually, you know, I don't... I don't even work here anymore.
Dad, that's not true.
I don't know.
Keep it. It's yours.
Look, I'm really sorry, all right?
Ugh. Give me the stiffest drink you got.
I don't want to.
that we absolutely cannot afford?
Wow!
Uh, well, your screen saver
what's holding him back is fear.