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No. Doinking.
- Only because you ask me annoying, intrusive,
He's furtively looking at my mother.
Peralta, come into my office, please.
- Well, let's see what he has to say for himself.
but enough is enough with the prying personal questions.
- But you were paying attention.
George Kenderson.
to use your own hands to change a tire.
Don't you feel empowered?
to separate the two.
but you just slashed a random stranger's tire.
It's so comfortable and relaxed.
Oopsie!
- I assure you, my mother's not a vibrator.
- That's not the relationship my mother and I have.
- Silly monkey!
- Great. Final question.
Love you, bye.
The odds of that happening coincidentally
Well, I should be going. Detective, Captain.
- You guys messed up. You messed up big time!
about taking advantage of wine lovers.
- Phone... - Okay, no, no, no, no.
It's a gig economy, Amy.
- Okay.
I am so disappointed.
Everyone's gonna love it.
- It's nice to meet you.
- I know her very well, and she would never, uh,
telling me about George Kenderson.
- Oh, emergency, Hitchcock!
And Tyrone here is at 3282nd Street,
- No, but I hope you did.
- Oh, he couldn't make it.
- Whatever you want, fine. Just let me teach you, please.
- And, Rosa, how was your snack?
You can tell Laverne the whole story over brunch.
He carried it with him all over preschool.
Laverne.
- In the workplace? - Don't be absurd.
- You didn't hear about it?
- Oh, my God, yes.
Forensics says his prints were all over my mothers' apartment.
but, yeah, I think we could pull it off.
And you have won...
- Just jammin'.
- Captain.
- Great. So you want to call your mother?
Are we better at this than our regular jobs?