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Okay, have fun.
I'm such a showboat.
It's not my fault.
Whoa!
- Y'all have a good one. - Enjoy.
I could roll with that, he's go a good life.
because of a very special lady,
Captain Morgan...
I need you to be on top of your game.
Rape! Rape!
You should honestly get that now, I'm not even kidding.
Jack Daniels, Svedka vodka, robot...
You know how whales have that blow hole?
Bevers, I still had $17 on that.
at the naturalization ceremony?
I love Melody so much, but she won't talk to me.
No, prank, man.
You're welcome.
Oh.
is gonna be the civil rights issue of our lifetime?
- He's a nice guy. - What's up, man?
I'm so sorry.
Rude!
It's fantastic.
I'm gonna pop the big "Q" in front of everybody.
Help, somebody!
Right. Right, right, right.
No, but we've been dating for like, 12 quarters.
You actually pulled through.
He's always in that convertible, gettin' food.
Hold on, I'm gonna be wearing my American flag contact lenses.
The boys with the penises!
Edging?
but, yeah, I know, I feel sad about it, too.
You have like, a full-blown family.
or whatever, but it should be fine.
What? No. Trust me, I've sailed on this boat