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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Frederick Chu.
all this free booze and all this free food.
That's correct, bro-sef.
This is what America is really about, I think.
Name.
Cute. I'm into it.
Come on, let's get some stuff.
You're in luck, you can eat some of my shrimp.
Me hearing a lot of chitchat.
although we haven't had sex in like, four days.
I mean, three years.
Hey, bro, do I know you from Michigan state?
Ow! Ow!
I don't even care, I am so hungry right now.
keeps women treated like property.
Ew, no.
Can I wear my American flag tie, or would that be too gauche?
Abbi...
Well, maybe now you can
This is gonna take forever.
Jesus.
I don't know, I mean, you've been spending
So, what's the vibe gonna be like
And you never will.
- P to P. - P to P?
You're supposed to yell "rape" in emergencies.
So, you told everyone I'm transitioning
I know, babe, I know.
No, Melody's gonna be here.
Okay, let's just get the drinks and go, all right?
It's simple math.
Go for it, man.
Did you mess up my plans once again