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It's the cost of business, yo.
I will pay you every month and I will pay you on time.
I've got another technical term for you.
Hey, there's the big guy.
This is a big opportunity I am giving you.
And then again...
Look, we control production and distribution.
You know what it is?
...is just you making a fool of yourself.
I will not mess this up, okay? I swear.
I'm guessing this one doesn't bounce.
...and I could see us in a cute little condo in Georgetown...
So no more confusion?
Here at the end of round one...
It's like a calling card or a shoutout or something.
No, you don't.
In the ad? No smoking, no pets. You wanna smoke, you do it outside.
One pound, that's 16 ounces.
...what the hell do you want me to do, huh?
Okay? You're talking me, solo, busting hump slinging shards.
That's right around the time the baby's due, correct?
...in a couple of years.
That is in fact exactly what it looks like to me.
Hey, buddy, I am the brains and the brawn.
That's kind of hopeful, bro.
I had an entire house before, detached and all...
But you were way faster than him.
Twenty-five hundred an ounce?
I mean, you know, we're busy...
The shoplifting.