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Ugh! Dad, I can't keep track of every traumatizing thing you invented.
Well, these will do nicely.
Tonight was complicated!
How do you get it that scaly?
[chuckles] …because I don't even know what my favorite color is,
This true? You rip his arms off?
[shouting] Oh God, my arms! My arms!
[Reagan] Go, go, go!
Well, I'm definitely a fugitive from the law now.
You know, Reagan, I get mad social anxiety too,
Well, Reagan, the bad news is,
The Vole ate my father
and dealing with a daughter with Asperger's."
-Anderson Cooper coming to you live from-- -[phone beeps]
[sighs] I don't wanna diagnose, but maybe Asperger's?
Thanks to propaganda in the media,
[sinister music playing]
This is an HR meeting!
[reptoids moaning]
-[both exclaim in disgust] -Ooh, girl, your eyes are sunken.
one degree today.
This is serious.
And if a lizard asks you your favorite Hogwarts house, what do you say?
Brett, congratulations.
[sinister music playing]