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Fuck paying it forward.
of our family's spiritual growth.
and punish him with temptation?
When's the last time one of us mowed our own lawn?
Brenan, you're up.
70 pound.
than to promote diversity.
Uncle Trav's cleaning a couple catfish
Wants to have dinner with me tonight.
Jesus.
The first step in good parenting...
And you being here with me just...
All right, thanks.
No, Barty, it was more complicated than that.
And some of you look pretty gay.
No shit, that Samoan could do some serious damage.
Nah, I don't think I'm gonna go. I got nothing
- Come on, Franny. - Let's go, Franny.
man in uniform, I'ma do everything in my power
Suddenly, I feel like sucking my thumb and taking a nap.
Good morning.
Liam, how many times have I told you not to answer the door
live with that conniving physical therapy slut Lakisha,
Yeah, she was in a tough spot.
Let's get you to school on time.
No matter if you're straight or gay.
What the...?
If you gotta, then try no-strings sex.
Bastard just shows up out of nowhere?
at the Texaco and wouldn't go back.
I told you to stay all night with him.
at your house last night?
But I swear, if one of his cousins even looks at me racist,
And I'm going to parent him the way I should've been
Your 30s are all about becoming a stand-up man.
Yeah.
because you loved to watch those little gumballs.
and do not hinder them, for the Kingdom of God
Messing with a veteran is a serious violation
Honestly
Premie size. Take the baby home later.
I wasn't in love.
Was that inappropriate?
- Kids interpret things. - Well, I...
- across the street. - The Desert Storm guy?
I don't know.
I didn't know how much it cost,
You're not out of the dog house yet.
Some for the grandpa Jew, some for the pussy grabber.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You saw your mother when she exited that holding cell.
I got laid or mugged or both, kinda.
- I'm gonna lie down. - Okay.
Yeah, anyone on heroin.
I understand you were the victim of a robbery
My God, it's Bart.
Come on, Franny.
Old members of the family.
if I ever needed help.
was some sort of Confederate soldier
I had no idea you still had feelings for me.
We are a generation of lost masculinity.
She took on a bouncer at The Three Aces.
to be a better father?
the neighborhood watch program.
came back so I could make amends.