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And writing Star Trek fan fiction does not count.
Yeah, you know what? All right, I'm in.
- I wanna hear what's on it. - We don't need to...
Oh, I don't know, I was going to try to get a jump
to keep this craphole pool open
Now I'm using a jackhammer to remove the larger pieces,
Charles Scott Brian, if you don't turn this god damn Impala around right now, I'm gonna to drive this Impala to a cliff and kill the both of us If you drive my 95 Impala SS to a cliff?, I'm gonna fukkin slice ya and dice ya like Hibachi Grill to fukkin go
That's an all-time low. Yuck.
She was insatiable.
Donna, please, can you keep it down?
I begrudgingly admit
My therapist said that I need to be more vocal
I DO NOT LIKE THIS
I came here to fix a pothole,
Leslie.
Excuse me?
Sloppy technique.
Ow.
Yay, pool!
Boy, you know, I can't believe you traded your office
- Yes, indeed. - Oh.
Ooh.
his mechanical but lifelike face."
but we're actually about to pass a bill...
Call 311.
Citizens will call 311 for whatever problem they have.
That's where I got these gloves.
Lemonade?
Ta da. What do you see?
which will extend public pool hours citywide.
over the past few years,
It used to be,
Please be okay.
and I don't mean to rush you, but the vote is in an hour.
I'm going to steal it. That's mine now.
but it seems like you don't do it any more
No need to apologize. I understand completely.
You're a member of the Pawnee Smokehouse, right?
Please and thank you.