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Excellent work, everyone!
Yes. I am big enough to admit
- No. - Then great work.
With tongue?
Come here.
That's what you do when you...
♪ k-i-s-s-i-s-s-i-p-p-i.
I have wanted this perm since middle school.
♪ Here I go, here I go, here I go again ♪
Ron Swanson. I'm here to fix it.
You know what? This is awesome.
Ron, it's princess rainbow sparkle.
we are saying to our citizens that this City Council
Well, I don't know, maybe we should, you know,
Almost out of gas.
Councilman Jamm changed his vote.
that the 311 program is a moderate success.
What? Oh, my God.
And?
Ben and April should’ve been together
when I was down, I called my mother.
This is impressive.
Whoa! "Smoke Dog."
Actually, I'm here to ask you out for dinner.
introduced by Councilwoman Knope.
This isn't over by a long shot.
I'm not weird. Okay, everybody leave.
Hi, I'm Andy. I really like your dress.
making a mix tape just for you.
Hey, can you not say that in front of the kids, please?
What did you do for her?
Diane Lewis.
She tried to kiss me.
Councilwoman Knope traded my vote for her...
You remind me of a young, beautiful Strom Thurmond.
You know, this is why people hate the government.
- Tickets are on me. - Really?
is happening in two hours when this bill becomes law.
I'm not happy.
for a little while. That's too much, Jerry.
I ain't scared of him.
because this bill is going to start a long romance
I'm a city councilor with porpoise.
So when the Ann's away, the mice get perms.
we do humbly request thine permission
- Your new city council office. - Yes.
I just want you to be very proud of yourselves,
What are you doing in my bathroom?
Chris, great idea.
You can have my office.
Do you know what you're doing?
Okay, why don't you, uh... why don't you sweeten the pot?
Yeah. He's got grandkids, okay?
are corn syrup and rubber nipples.