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Recently, the Captain of the Pawnee Porpoises swim team
about appreciating myself.
Oh, my God. The vote is in an hour.
This isn't even about policy?
Presidential motorcade.
He's just trying to get something in return.
Just give him what he wants. Take the easy way out.
When the Jenny’s away, the mice get perms
I don't screw around. Does that freak you out?
I can't believe I decided to get a perm.
- What? - No!
Uh, I dug the loose gravel out of the hole.
I'm pushing the vote through and it won't pass.
That large boy is my colleague.
Councilman Jamm.
Good lord, it is hot.
Here are my clocks. Pawnee and Washington D.C.
No, no. This is 311.
The bill is dead, the Porpoises are doomed,
Ann has told me repeatedly not to get a perm.
Their platform? "De-integrate Baseball."
Complimentary toothbrush?
Oh.
Now hush.
- I want your toilet. - What?
Its only door is in my office.
Ah.
And I love me for thinking of it.
We made it 40 feet.
for a couple more weeks a year.
THE GOAT MUST WAIT
Fun fact about me.
Several times.
Oh. Okay.
Yes, I do.
Councilman, I move that the bill
Diane is awesome and she likes you.
- Excuse me. - Mm-hmm?
I'll see you at the city council meeting.
and that's fine.