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You're not going in front of the camera.
April really does this every day?
Oh, right on.
Hey.
- Come on, Ben. - Come on, Ben!
So everything involving Ben is fine.
Are you trying to lure this young lady into your van?
Robocop didn't have guns for arms.
I had to massage a ton of feet...
It's called the Haverford Schmooze.
There's... there's also gonna be ponies at the Harvest Festival.
Oh. Oops. Okay.
Who hasn't had gay thoughts?
filming a movie here.
then I'm not gonna dumb stop him.
Perd Hapley is a big softy. It'll be a puff piece.
Strictly professional, just friends.
and he's been coming to advise us about our budget.
then I'm not gonna change my mind.
There's also gonna be hayrides.
Next caller.
I think you're lying.
It's quite small.
"Number one, run the permits desk for an hour."
in a very positive way.
When you have a fish on the line,
Do you have internet in your office? (Snaps Fingers)
of thinking about maybe staying.
Am I not being obvious enough?
I'm more of a behind the scenes kind of guy.
my professional and personal schedule,
But, uh, yeah.
or she's not gonna go out with me.
And, uh, Ben Wyatt, and they're in the hizzy
He's from some hick town... Partridge, Minnesota...
Natalie, tell this guy you know me.
I just don't want to lose April.
The Douche blew the story wide open.
Next caller.
That's no problem.
As did our careers and probably Harvest Fest.
for something that will hurt the town?