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Oh, my God, I am so wired.
I can't. I still have a year and a half of high school left.
'cause you don't want to clean.
Mmm... Mmm!
Paintball rocks!
I fucking never saw him so proud.
No! Dad, stop!
Oh, God, one. One.
Yeah. I just told Carl that.
What's going on in here?
the Taser to play with.
Anyone seen the laptop?
Kev and V are on their way over with meat sauce.
Red light equals no cash.
He just showed me a Web site to steal music.
to get him to finish the work.
Awesome!
We have to kill the turtle.
Would you be able to abstain from alcohol for two weeks?
Beard get me money, too?
Where are you going?
What the hell is that?
Um, I'll make it up to you.
"Carry Me Home on the Cross?"
I don't know, sounds like a lot of trouble to me.
Mars, Venus, Earth, Mercury,
♪ Sure of? ♪
Not taking advantage of her.
Mm-hmm.
Like what?
You want some OJ? No.
So...
Okay, one?
Yeah, it's open!
Spin, Ethel, two times! Under the shovel!
I'll keep that in mind.
Fiona, we, uh... we've been through this before, remember?
This should hold him for a few hours.
Said she would help me with mine next week. No.
Anybody here?
Java's my vice now.
I can hear it.
Maybe.
Kevin, we're not keeping her.
Which do you like better?
No, Lip. Lip, wait!
Mmm. One.
Oh! Found it. I'm taking this
Could take a PowerPoint class.
Use your mouth. Okay.
Sorry we can't fool around.
We have three settings, none of 'em even match.
I'll be right back.
Veronica asked me to do her chores.
I don't want you, ever.
Totally.
This fine piece of jewelry will alert us to any alcohol use.
Sorry. I'm-I'm-I'm sorry, ok?
I'm sleeping on the couch.
Yeah, well, drunk or sober, you're still an asshole.
Is he dating someone else?
No. Not when he starts drinking again, okay?
Guys, don't... get too used to this, okay?