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I need some milk.
We could offer you $3,000.
♪ You were beaming once before ♪
How about 4's? Got any 4's?
this morning after "Candace" texted him.
You said it makes her happy when she cleans. She's not our slave, V.
We got a football game starting out on the street.
That's cute.
Yeah, I know, but...
I'll make it up to you tonight.
I'm home.
Just for fun.
And she was, like, "Well, then, you're not my friend anymore."
you'll make assistant manager by the time you're 30.
In addition, you'll be wearing my RAM.
And that basic approach underpins
That's for screwing my husband.
Daddy?
Mmm. Thanks!
I had the best day of my life.
He went to play basketball.
Remodeling. Son, grab that copper wire.
Yeah, yeah. Walter.
Is that a Taser?
kill some time.
Uh-uh.
I'm Dr. Seery. These are my residents.
You want a pizza bagel?
Listen, we'll make it all be about you, okay?
It does? It does?
They were my Aunt Elva's. Hey, check this out.
I'm going for a jog.
Toilet paper.
Do you think so?
and you get your ass fired.
the ice queen and act like he's invisible
and you fed him.
Are you serious? Mm-hmm.
In my whole career, I've never seen
♪ Just walk away, walk out the door ♪
Took you long enough.
What, he hasn't been here?
Okay keep going,
Where the hell were you guys last week?
Oh, yeah?
♪ But it's not like that anymore ♪
finally bubbles over and you mouth off to the wrong person
There's loans that will pay for the school
And uh, I hit a double.
Not to mention, she thought I wanted
You want orange juice? Ooh, yeah, yum.
if we give her back?
I'm hanging by a thread.
What are you talking about?
Just friends
Hey, everybody, come here. Gather round.
I got to go.
This is nice, isn't it, Deb,
Wear a condom, Phillip.
Why are you so upset with Dad?
Dad, what the hell are you doing?
Oh.
The carpet is fine. I swiffered last week. I just feel icky about this.
No, you use "me"
I mean, we're supposed to be taking care of her.