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Hold the handle down when you flush.
Me daddy. Me, me, me-me-me-me.
You're gonna need new diapers.
Hey, you don't read other people's messages.
"and congratulations from several voices.
Yeah. He was acting weird
He'll be drinking again by tomorrow, anyway.
Frank.
Fine.
The 20. The ten. Touchdown!
I'm telling you, it's right.
What the bejeezus?!
♪ Boom... ♪ That's good, Sheils.
Mmm...
That's what I'm talking about, yes!
Daddy's going to forget all about us
Thanks.
Come on. I'll walk you home, Karen.
Shove over, faggots.
Show of hands: how many of you know Word?
We work together.
All the wives?
Come on, let me suckle yo' teat. Uh-uh!
Hey, you think Steve's lying?
Nah. How's the practice? Busy.
Just keep doing that
What are you doing here?
who's-gonna-set-the-troubled- teen-on-the-right-track?
I can scrape up some money another way if you need the help.
That I am.
Jackasses at McCormick Place handed in
In the dialogue box, enter the title of your presentation.
Is this about the kid?
it looks like we're on the verge of fucking.
Hey, there he is.
shoot tequila for breakfast and swear up a storm.
I'll turn it off.
the two of just hanging out,
And like two months later,
Flight from Detroit okay?
What if it's a girl?
Going to the store today!
the time cards late.
Come on.
Found my old football one of my foster dads left me.
Who's ready to put down the booze with me
if you sew the holes in my socks,
All right, Frankie. Okay.
"The firestarter must've dozed off.
Maybe we could, um...
Yeah, with no sauce.
Never you mind what I'm making.
Steve got a text from Candace.
It looks like a gummy worm.
♪ ♪
Who's Candace?
I know you're gonna be great at it.
'cause I want to do dad things.
Just bracelet. No bone.
You'll figure out a way to stiff Uncle Sam.
Oh, so there's something to know?
that flooring guy for a month