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[ Gasping ]
Are you sure you won't come with us to church?
- [ Bart, Lisa ] Dad! - Oh, Homie, are you all right?
A seven-foot frame Rats along his back When he calls your name It all fades to black Yeah, he sees your dreams And feasts on your screams (hey!)
Uh, while we're waiting, Why don't I read from the Sunday bulletin?
Marge. Come to bed, Marge.
Moe Is Their Leader
No offense, Apu, but when they were handing out religions...
Kids, let me tell you about another so-called "wicked" guy.
[ Cat Screeching ]
- ####[Classical] - # La, la, la, la, la #
He had long hair and some wild ideas...
and God didn't save his house.
(HOMER SINGING MELODY]
مريح فلقهوة ويدخل وحد سيد كعلاص هي هي هي
be they Christian, Jew or... miscellaneous.
Fire, man's oldest foe.
(STATIC BUZZING)
Don't feel bad, Homer. Nine out often religions fail in their first year.
- I got him! - No, don't look for the pitchfork and pointy tail.
Looks like we have a new champion.
[ Coughing ]
It's great. No hell, no kneeling--
[ Static Humming ]
[ Laughing ]